Lovely Sims

The Roseland Legacy, 2.2

2009-04-18T19:26:04Z

Tanner always has this dumb look on his face.

Denver has chosen an excellent first female conquest. She's cute, blonde, and they have three bolts. Denver is not picky, though. He'll get with anyone, male or female, regardless of boltiness.

Emelyn also meets a special someone, but she's much more interested in creating a long term relationship with him than just making out. His name is Connor Midlock. He may looks like a bad boy, but he's really just a big old softy.

Ava and Tanner aren't as interested in love as their siblings, so they spend a lot of time together.

Aw, Denver's first of many kisses. <333

Could Tanner possibly be making a move on Emelyn's boyfriend??

Don't worry. Tanner and Connor are just friends. Emelyn and Connor are still together.

Cyd is now retired, and he spends his time being a sexy old man out in the pool.

Emelyn loves torturing her brothers. Girl power!

Yes, Michelle, you. It is time for you...to die!!!! She was 75 years old...she had a good life, methinks.

Poor Cyd. I feel really bad for him.

At least she got an awesome platinum grave!

Here is Denver's newest girlfriend, Katerina Pasang. He does pick the cute ones!

She's a total bitch, though, and Emelyn wants her dead dead dead.

Emelyn: “I don't care if my brother is getting all gropey with you these days! I will destroy your ass!”
Denver: My sister's pretty hot, too...would that count?

Katerina: “GOD I AM SO ANGRY YET IN LOVE!”
Denver: “God, I am so confused about these incestual feelings!”

Check out their ugly dog, Hilly, who also hates Katerina. She is not a very popular girl.

Emelyn is getting ready to bring the fucking pain.

Ava is basically still a little kid, and not very ladylike. Close your legs!

Erik got fired. And he is an idiot.

He plead for his job, and got denied. Failure.

Poor Cyd! He died during dinner! How inappropriate. There were many people around to mourn his death. Even I'm a little sad about it. He was 75 or 76. Somewhere around there.

The shit is finally hitting the fan...Denver's totally excited about two hotties fighting over him (?), and Ava's poor virgin eyes can't handle this.

Emelyn has no body points, so Katerina must be a complete loser.

There are three puppies and a kitten in the house, but Kiwi is special. She's Emelyn's puppy, and her reward for kicking some ass. She will not be given away once she becomes an adult.

It's time to get these kids into private school! Ava's the only one who really wants it.

Yes, discuss art! That's intelligent sounding...(They got in, in case you were wondering.)

Emelyn does this. All. The. Time.

I like this picture. Brother and sister hanging out, and a puppy, Janice, and kitten, Kiki, hanging out with them.

Denver's THIRD girlfriend is possibly the cutest, and she takes control. Feisty.

Check out Tanner's hot manly workout gear, and them tittys!

Time for Kerry's birthday!

And she's pretty, even as an elder.

Ugh...another Tinker. You and your damned mother are just itching to get in this legacy.

Alrighty, this is a little gross.

This is a little gross and incesty as well...I don't rub on my brother like that, and if I did, I hope he wouldn't have that kind of look on his face.

Ava and Tanner leave for college. Denver and Emelyn will not be attending, because they didn't really have any interest in it.

Here's the two of them as adults.

And here's Ava and Tanner as young adults.

Coming up next: College! Boy do I hate hate hate college. I haven't decided heir yet, and it doesn't necessarily have to be one in college. Who do you think it should be?

The Silver Family, 1.1, Awesimsauce

2009-04-16T19:14:16Z

Sorry about the crappy editing in most of these pictures. I had to do them in Photobucket completely.

Sapphire finally makes a friend...he's married, by the way. But who cares, right?

Jihoon also finally comes around. It took him long enough. He took his frustrations out on Sapphire's trash can first, though.

She only had $38, so you bet she was happy.

A rejected proposal?? What an asshole. Luckily, Sapphire's a romance sim so she doesn't really give a crap.

Jihoon looks better after a makeover, but you can't hide that nose.
Jihoon Hsu

The house also gets a makeover, thanks to Jihoon's $15,000.

Sapphire even looks mad when she's playing in the bathtub. But pirates aren't exactly happy people, so maybe she's just getting into character.

This outfit does not suit her at all.

This is her “forgot to use a condom!” face.

Jihoon proposed after finding out about the pregnancy. Luckily, Sapphire didn't have a fear of it at the time.

And after a quick wedding, they were married, no aspiration lost!

I think he just saw her naked...aren't men supposed to like that?

Oh, I see. You just didn't want your very pregnant wife to see you checking out your nude neighbors.

It looks like Sapphire's contemplating who to use that very large knife on...

Hopefully she won't use it on the thing coming out of her ready set now!

It's a girl named Lavender Silver. She has fair skin, Sapphire's brown hair, and Jihoon's hazel eyes.

Sapphire really didn't want that baby...

Poor, unloved Lavender...left on the floor while your mother has a breakdown. It's heartbreaking.

Jihoon's feeling good about a promotion...

and Sapphire's feeling...like a chicken?

Luckily for Lavender, Jihoon is a decent father. He doesn't fear changing her diaper, unlike Sapphire.

Lavender's birthday! Thank you, Sapphire, for showing up and pretending to be happy.

Aw, she's adorable!

And she doesn't have Jihoon's nose! Score!!

Lavender needed a purple outfit.

Ok, I am just in love with this girl. She's so cute. I don't know why her mommy doesn't love her.

Damn you, thinking cap.

Lavender's birthday! Once again, Sapphire showed up and pretended.

Lavender is puurdy. (Thank goodness.)

This picture is very wrong in more than one way...

Well, Jihoon, you have 9 neat points and I don't see you doing shit about it!

I can't believe I'm letting Sapphire take over the headmaster duties...

How did I know this was going to happen?

WTF IS HE DOING IN THEIR BEDROOM?? Creepy.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

The Silver Family, 1.0, Awesimsauce

2009-04-10T20:38:46Z

Another legacy challenge! I get bored playing the same family constantly, so I needed to start another to keep myself interested in simming. This is an Awesimsauce Challenge, and it's a lot of fun.

Sapphire Silver – Meet Sapphire. She's your typical legacy founder. She has no job, no money, no friends, and no life.

Here's her shitty legacy shack.

And here's the inside. Hey, stop watching her on the toilet! Pervs.

Sapphire likes to write about garden gnomes in her diary. I like to think she's writing about kinky gnome woohoo.

Enough writing down your disgusting fantasies! It's time for you to find a job, you poor bitch. The Musician career wasn't available, so Sapphire decided to join the military. I like that career track...you don't need any friends to advance.

It's a very good thing for Sapphire since she's kind of a total bitch. And she FUCKING HATES outer space. Don't even get her started.

Just look at that face! Back yo' ass up off her!

She's seriously bipolar, but that makes her so much more interesting.

Ryan Wheeler likes his girls a little crazy, too.

Wrong wrong wrong. You may have intercourse with him, but no babies allowed.

He makes her go all freaky eyed.

NO ONE DENIES SAPPHIRE SILVER! Especially not some pug-faced bitch...

wearing those hideous sandals!

Sapphire doesn't know wtf he's thinking, either.

Sapphire: “BITCH, GET OFF MY EARTH!”

Pug-Face: “That is physically impossible. We all share the same earth.”
Sapphire: “STFU. You are no longer worthy of my gaze.”

Sapphire loves playing in puddles. She does it constantly until I tell her to do something else. Possibly it is because she has nothing in her shack, and possibly she will get struck by lightning and this will be the shortest legacy ever.

Well damn, I was right! I've never had a sim get struck by lightning before so I am extra excited.

Now that's what I call failure.

Get your face out of her ass, Puggy. Lololololol

It's a party up in heeeere!

WHAT does she want in her mouth?

Sapphire: I wonder if this will electrocute me also...
I would suggest not testing that out.

It's about gnomes, obviously.

What...an asshole.

That night, Sapphire lays in bed and reflects on her first day in town. It certainly was an eventful one. She moved into a crappy new house, made two enemies, got struck by lightning, and almost got gang raped by a pug and some perv who likes to hug everyone he meets. What will tomorrow bring...?

Why, it's her first day of work!

Yes, you are the baddest bitch in town.

Sapphire is not about to settle, though. Her dream career is available today, and she's jumping on it!

Sapphire goes totally nuts over sports. Is it the game, or the men in those tight tight pants?

Well that's not very nice...

This is her “go clean the dishes” face.

You know she loved watching him to do that...

Sapphire actually gets along with Jihoon Hsu.

Maybe it's because she wants him...

Jihoon hates her, because she kinda sorta started bitching him out for no reason. Oh, Sapphire, how will you ever produce the second generation if you keep pissing everyone off?

This is going to get old real quick...

The Roseland Legacy, 2.1

2009-04-10T16:22:47Z

Lmao, this reminds me of her childhood.

Bitch, Kerry is a mother of four infants! So stfu! (Btw, that's Callia's old fart husband.)

Kerry is PISSED at that fancy new toilet. I think all those kids are making her literally insane.

Oh hooray...now this means you get to live even longer...

It's birthday time!

Denver, who's a cutie.

Tanner, who is adorable and has Kerry's upturned nose.

Ava has Erik's puffy cheeks, but she's still cute.

And finally Emelyn, who grew into some horrible hair.

The dogs love the toddlers, and they always keep them busy.

Check out this adorable/disgusting picture. The maid is going to have his work cut out for him tomorrow.

This is a cute picture. I love Tanner, especially when he's dressed as a cat.

Ava is the only one who learns to talk.

Too many toddlers and too many puppies!

Poor Tanner fell asleep on the floor...sitting up!

I had to change Emelyn's hair. This is much better.

Taking care of the toddlers was surprisingly easy. There were 4 adults and usually a nanny or two, so they were always taken care of. Kerry didn't have a job, so she even got around to teaching a couple to walk or talk.

I didn't have the energy for birthdays, so the kids just aged where they were standing. One of them (Denver) aged in a doghouse and got stuck, but I didn't get a picture. :( Here's Tanner.

Ava.

Denver.

And Emelyn.

And here's all of them.

And here's Michelle. I'm just waiting for her to die.

Stop tormenting your brother! She does this a lot.

She's just trying to amuse me so I make her heir. It's working.

Cyd and Kerry's portraits. Who will be next?

Look at that concentrationi face. He's not even playing against anyone.

Ava took pity on Denver and joined him in the game.

Tanner successfully made a muffin.

This doesn't look promising!

Check it out, that cop has the flattest nose I've ever seen. Hawt.

Nice, Kerry. I let her wander around the house like this for a while and it caused quite a ruckus.

Cyd clawed his eyeballs out.

And Denver will be scarred for life.

She did this to all the kids, and then I remembered...they're not actually related.

Yes, I let a kid make a wish. She wanted to, and now she's been granted peace of mind. Being a child can be so hard.

With the kids grown up, Kerry finally got a job as a Comic Book Penciller.

Time for the quads to become teens!

Emelyn Roseland
Family, Virgo
LTW: Graduate 3 Children From College
Hobby: Sports

Denver Roseland
Romance, Aries
LTW: Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers
Hobby: Science

Ava Roseland
Fortune, Aquarius
LTW: Become Hall of Famer
Hobby: Tinkering

Tanner Roseland
Popularity, Capricorn
LTW: Have 20 Simultaneous Best Friends
Hobby: Cuisine

And here's another group pic.

This is really as far as I've gotten in the Roseland family. I have no idea who's going to be heir, but I've got time to decide. (:

The Roseland Legacy, 2.0

2009-04-03T17:24:45Z

Kerry moves back home after graduation, and prepares herself for life with Cyd and Michelle.

The house gets a makeover, meaning it expands. It's not pretty, but it's functional.

Porthos singles Kerry out and only ever scares her. And she pees on herself.

Kerry adopts a couple of puppies, Suzi and Benny. Yes, I'm going to try to fulfill her insane LTW.

Cyd fails at lying, and I like it.

Kerry puts that hard-earned degree to good use and paints Cyd's portrait.

Then she invites that asshole fiancee of hers over for some WooHoo.

Yeah, you'd better be happy.

That's pretty creepy. That is your future, Suzi.

Cyd gets old, but that's alright. He still looks fine.

He also finally fulfills his LTW.

It's time for Kerry and Erik to get married and start on generation 3!

People actually attend this wedding...ok, so one is the maid. Big deal.

Even Kalin and Callia join in the festivities. Mireille was a bitch and didn't come.

Yum, cake.

Much better after a makeover. That stupid hat had to gtfo.
Erik Roseland
Family, Cancer
LTW: Have 6 Grandchildren
Hobby: Tinkering

I love Cyd's awesome uniform.

Erik gets a job in the law career, just because.

Well you should know what that means. She obviusly ate bad salad off the catering table.

Mireille came over and tried to apologize for missing the wedding. Bitch, Kerry ain't having none of that.

Michelle was happy to see her, though.

Erik really wanted a womrat, so I got him one. His name is Goober.

The puppies grow up. First is Benny then Suzi.

They get right to making new puppies.

I get rid of Benny, since I don't need him anymore, and Michelle goes apeshit, running around and crying.

So Kerry gets pregnant...

and then she gets more pregnant...

Michelle plays in the bathtub...

and then the fun starts.

Erik, you're a family sim. You should not be looking so miserable about this. Unless...

Ava, a girl.

Tanner, a boy.

Emelyn, a girl.

Denver, a boy.
QUADRUPLETS! Kerry wandered around the house popping these things out. None of them are identical, so I'm excited, but sad because none have the alien skin. Oh well. I also fear that my laptop will explode because of the 5x5 lot, 8 people, and dogs. Oh, and my head might explode.

The puppies came soon after. Chelsie, Edolie, and Kirk. How cute.

The Roseland Legacy, 1.College

2009-04-03T16:35:42Z

A very short college update. 2.0 is also up, so go check it out.

For starters, here's everybodys stats and pictures as young adults. All of the kids went to college, but I'm only doing an update on the heir.

Mireille Roseland
Knowledge, Aquarius
LTW: Become Education Minister
Hobby: Nature

Kalin Roseland
Knowledge, Gemini
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Hobby: Games

Callia Roseland
Popularity, Sagittarius
LTW: Become The Law
Hobby: Tinkering

Kerry Roseland
Family, Libra
LTW: Raise 20 Puppies or Kittens
Hobby: Cuisine

Kerry is the heir, of course! She's just gorgeous and unique, I love her. Her major is art, and apparently artists need to be charismatic. The majority of artists I've met have been antisocial.

She has a boyfriend, Erik Futa.

He's not very cute, his eyebroes remind me of Carrot Top, and he's always ditching Kerry to go hang out in other people's dorm rooms, causing her to literally have to chase after him to get some damn attention, but there's absolutely no one better for her right now. It's all about settling for a family sim.

He's also a chubby chaser, which isn't so bad. I guess.

Hopefully he still likes her after this.

Apparently he still likes her, so she propsed to him. She's got the balls in this relationship.

I don't know wtf she's so worried about. YOU'RE ENGAGED, BITCH!

The culinary zone!!!

Graduation day! Cyd showed up to Kerry's party, but her fiancee did not. What...a douchebag.

Told you it was short! Now go read 2.0!

aaaaaaargh

2009-03-28T04:10:56Z

The Roseland's are kicking my ass and exploding with cuuuute!

(:

The Roseland Legacy, 1.2

2009-03-27T00:19:22Z

Last time:
There was a baby.
That is all.

It's a boy this time. Kalin Roseland.

Michelle's still rocking it. Did you expect anything else?

Even Porthos is winning.
Notice that a certain founder someone is MISSING from the success?

Kalin's birthday already. Babyhood is so boring and uneventful.

And Kalin is absolutely adorable! I love him. I want one of those in real life. I like how his brown outfit matches his brown skin and brown hair.

He's not always so adorable, but you can't help but love him in those pink pajamas!

Close-up. :D I <3 Kalin 4eva.

Maybe he's not the smartest toddler in the world...but that's ok.

Poor Mireille is neglected and has to make her own breakfast. Mmm, burnt muffin.

So I really don't know how Cyd got a sunburn and heat stroke at 2:00 am...in winter.
Weather confuses me!

Mireille's birthday!

Niiiiice matching there.

That's much better.
Mireille Roseland
Knowledge, Aquarius
LTW: Become Education Minister
Hobby: Nature

CYD MUST NOT GET OLD YET!

I wants a alien.

1.) They match, cuuute!
2.) Check out Mireille's ghetto booty. Daaaaamn, girl!

Even when she fails, she doesn't really.

I told you I wanted an alien. I had him out there day and night!

Kalin grew up into an adorable child while Cyd was away getting buttphucked in outer space.

Most of the family came out to watch Cyd return from his vacation.

Kalin is highly amused by what's going on.

Cyd will be scarred for life. BUT I WANT ALIENS!

Mireille brings home this puffy vested guy home from school.

Cyd's wondering why he keeps getting so fat in one spot.

Hooray! First try!

Cyd: "OWWIE! MY TUMTUM IS GONNA 'SPLODE!"
Oh noez! Wtf could be going on?

Well I sure wasn't expecting that...

It's two girls, Callia and Kerry. Alien skin and eyes, and brown hair.
It doesn't matter who is who.

Mireille's obviously got a thing for the puff vests.

Twin birthday! How exciting....

This is Callia. I no likey her eyes.

And this is Kerry. Muuuuch better. Very cute. (:

THEY DO THIS ALL THE TIME! NO MORE BABIES, ASSHOLES!

The first Roseland death... :*(

And it's poor Porthos, who really hasn't been getting very much attention these days anyway, so I guess it's not so sad.

Michelle gets old and resembles a delicious watermelon.

The twins grow up, and Kerry (on the left) is still the much cuter one.

She can't cook, though. I love her face in this. And her nose makes me happy.

Here's the alien room...cuz there's green in it and a picture of outer space.

Callia met this pedo like, 5 minutes before this happened.

Kalin grows up and bitches. Shut your face, Kalin. It's not my fault you're no longer the cute one!
Kalin Roseland
Knowledge, Gemini
LTW: Become Mad Scientist
Hobby: Games

I AM CHEATING AND TURNING THE TWINS INTO TEENS B/C I'M EFFING TIRED OF PLAYING GEN. 1

Hey, cutie.
Kerry Roseland
Family, Libra
LTW: Raise 20 Puppies or Kittens
Hobby: Cuisine

Hey, notascutetwin.
Callia Roseland
Popularity, Sagittarius
LTW: Become the Law
Hobby: Tinkering

NEXT TIME: Short heir college update and gen. 2 begins!

The Roseland Legacy, 1.1

2009-03-24T22:46:12Z

Cyd has been working his way up the criminal career track.

Michelle is making most of the money in this household.

Michelle enters a cooking contest, submitting Crepes Suzette.

Who do you think is going to win? The chef, right? Seems logical...

Well logic doesn't exist in The Sims! Vomit soup...

It took a bajillion tries to get this bitch pregnant. And her red hair looks really bad with those pink pajamas. Fashion don't.

Great, now they only have a little over $1000, and a baby on the way.

Michelle still loves Cyd, even though he loses all the money she earns.
Romance by the dog piss puddle. Cute.

This means it's time for a baby, in case you didn't know.

It's a girl! Mireille Roseland. Brown hair, green eyes, and Michelle's skin color.

Porthos is Mireille's nanny, like in Peter Pan. He probably just wants to eat her.

I'm sensing a pattern...

Mireille's lonely birthday. Just her and Michelle.

She's a cute toddler, and I like the combination of her features.

This is just to show her sleeping in her own filth...

After a $10,000 chance card, the house was able to get a makeover, and a couple of cars were purchased.

They also hired a butler who just stood in one spot for a few sim hours. He was fired, obviously.

The entire family loves that dog, which I think is cute. He rarely has low social.

They're fishing for fortune!
They didn't find any.
But, if I recall correctly, the did find a boot or two and a bruised ass.

Cyd is thinking about how he's going to score with his wife after this obligation party.

I'm a little disappointed in how Mireille looks. Maybe she'll grow into them.

Cyd: Another baby?
Michelle: Yes! +++

Cyd: Fuck - - -
This is his first real interaction with his daughter.

Chaching!

Check out the ass on Cyd! I mean, check out Cyd being a good dad.

Mireille enjoys nature. Now I can grow fruits and veggies that will prevent my pregnant sims from starving to death.

Speaking of pregnant, Michelle is, and she spends her days off spying on the neighbors.
Who would push a pregnant woman?

Mireille gets some acknowledgement for her good grades.

Baby #2 is on the way!

The next update will be in a couple of days. I've got the pictures ready, I just need to post them. (:

The Roseland Legacy, 1.0

2009-03-21T02:24:30Z

It's spring break, and I'm finding myself with a lot of time on my hands, despite the fact that I have about 11 essays due in the next 2 weeks. What can I say? I'm a procrastinator and The Sims is more fun that macro and microeconomics.
So now I have both a Prosperity challenge and a new legacy to keep up with. Enjoyyy!

I'm starting this legacy using a Maxis sim found in the simbin, Cyd Roseland, and his dog, Porthos.

Here he is after a makeover. That hair just had to go.
Cyd Roseland
Knowledge, Aquarius
LTW: Become Criminal Mastermind
Hobby: Arts & Crafts

Here's his crappy house.

And the crappy inside of his house.

What's so mind-blowingly confusing, Cyd...?

Oh, it's your dog. Playing with a chew toy. Compelling.

Here's Cyd...looking for a job! Nothing in the Criminal track, so he chose a job in Law Enforcement. This way he can learn from the criminals mistakes and avoid them when he himself becomes a criminal. Crafty, Cyd. Very crafty.

Cyd actually interacted with the welcome wagon. If I've learned one thing while playing the sims, it's that friends are a necessary evil, especially in legacies.
Idk about that, Cyd.

Wtf at being attracted to every fug that comes along. You're a relatively attractive Maxis made sim. You can do better.

She's kinda cute. What do you think of her?

Fuck you, Cyd. You're not getting up Wanda Tinker's skirt. Deal widdit.

Omg...

No way. I'm not letting that relationship progress. No thank you.

He's running to meet this girl. Porthos is into her, too. Hopefully she's more into Cyd than the dog. Because that would be creepy.

Success! She sparkles! She's not old! Her nose is an acceptable size! She will add some hot chocolate to the legacy! (Only one bolt, but wth, who cares? (shout out to all you NSync-ers.).)

White boy, please.

Cyd only has 3 neat points, but he did this on his own. I can tell this is going to be one topsy turvy legacy.

I knew she'd come around eventually.

Oh, the irony.

Hello, pretty. I'll be saving you for later.

Ooh...glowy eyes!

Can't give your dog a bath until you get some more promotions.

Michelle can't keep her hands off him! Time to convince her to move in. (FYI: It's taking a long time.)

Arts & Crafts? Good money making hobby, I suppose.

Much better with a makeover, if I do say so myself.
Michelle Tse
Fortune, Capricorn
LTW: Become Business Tycoon
Hobby: Cuisine

Ugh. Get ready, Michelle. This is who you're going to be spooning with every night.

Engagement pic...

Quick, cheap, at-home wedding. Can't really afford anything better.

The honeymoon.

Porthos is an anorexic. That is all.

I had no idea sims could share their food with the dogs. Cuuuute. (: And helpful because Porthos is always starving to death.

No babies yet. I fail.